Hey guys I might have to go in a little hiatus for a bit. I had my surgery yesterday and I can barely move so I don’t think spending my recovery time online is gonna help. Whenever I feel better I will come back!
Favorite TV Ladies » April Ludgate (Parks And Recreation)
"Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge, let’s go."
i guess this couple at school made a sex tape or something and the guy sent it out to all his friends and they sent it to all their friends and moral of the story is that public schools are wild
a twitter account with the name as either “no” or “pls” or “tbh” that has a picture of a dolphin as its twitcon that only posts stolen posts from tumblr
pictochat and five hour bus rides for field trips in the sixth grade were the peak of my life i’m never gonna have that much fun ever again
i am too gay and beautiful to do math
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch
i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”
me at the artrave